Archive for December, 2008

Hello! (and goodbye)
December 17, 2008

Hey, you sexy kittens!
If you’re wondering where all the VirusWithShoes action is, well I’m writing over at Wordsmoker.
I probably won’t be back here again, as I’m pretty disappointed in Gawker, and rarely posting there, if at all – ergo, there won’t be many things to re-cap here. Shame, ain’t it?
Anyway for those who did – [...]

On The Changes In Terms After Somali Pirates Speak To The Daughter Of A BBC Reporter
December 1, 2008

Negotiator: Hello?
Pirates: Oh hai! (giggles) Is that the negotiator dude?
Negotiator: Yes. Thanks for getting in touch.
Pirates: Look, dude. We’ve got more demands we need and stuff.
Negotiator: Really? More than the $100 million?
Pirates: Like, totally. We’ve got like, fresh ideas?
Negotiator: What are they?
Pirates: Like – dude. We’re on a ship here, and there’s like no Wii [...]