I heard that she’s going to open a salon for WOMEN ONLY in the West Wing and they’re going to wash hair and do nails in gaudy colours only fit for trailer parks and Applebees and that they’re going to dry the hair WITH THE FLAG that John McCain fought and died for back in Korea with Charlton Heston. In the BLACKHOUSE SALON they’ll laugh at WHITEY and poke fun at American heroes such as Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity and the air will be thick with comments about how small white d*cks are compared to black d*cks and they’ll be doing fist-jabs right after holding the fists up in the air like the Black Panthers only this time they’ll call it Black Cougars so no-one knows what they’re talking about and they’ll giggle and generally bring down the government by ignoring Nancy Pelosi when she asks them the time in the corridor and lobbyists will have to wear gold chains and sneakers and presidential limos will have to have spinning rims and 50 Cent will be seconded to the FDA to approve anything Nabisco says because Michelle’s uncle Daniel owns shares in most food companies, so tortilla chips will be banned almost immediately. And she’ll wear heels in the Oval Office and ruin the carpet that Ronald Reagan once drooled on to save America from the purple menace of Swedish interior design. And she’ll grow weed on the lawn, but super-strength weed that makes AMERICAN KIDS think about donuts in a sexual manner like they tried in Peru and look what happened there.
I wish I could laugh BUT this is true. This is what she WILL do. This needs to be highlighted and hopefully this could lead to the veritable truth of keeping Hussein Obama and his dark dirty fingers with the wife the dark face, from entering the aptly named White House.
Brilliant!