“i really hate it when he says america when we all know he means his own country of MUSLIM”
“michelle obamas feet look too big for her body i hate to think of those feet walking and slowly ruining the carpet in the oval office. her hell-heels will help hezbollah win mark my words”
“he keeps saying “AMERICA” all the time like he belongs here or something”
“He’s terrified of dogs I hear. He won’t last. Someone will bark during his campaign and he’ll duck and McCain will win. Hillary had a dog and maybe still has and she has him well-trained and he only barks at intruders at night!”
“Somewhere Ben and Jerry are celebrating.”
“There is a tape of Michelle Obama describing some pork as too salty. I hope it’s on CNN/CW/AMC by the weekend. Way to lose the pig-farmer vote you tasteless bitch!!!!”
“Where does this guy buy his suits? I hear he buys all his suits from an Iranian tailor named Beni Al-Hill. That tailor could be putting ANYTHING into those pockets, not to mention the seams.”
