Sometimes when I deal with real people they stand there and seem to stare at the air moving between us like a leopard stalking a Toyota with the windows rolled down. On occasion, I gently push them over and they fall onto their backs and their stupid arms reach up for imaginary handrails or something and their legs kick at the ground with impatience. They can lie there for hours like that – usually they begin to panic when it rains and their ridiculous mouths begin to fill with water and they begin to literally drown in their own stupidity. Some of the smarter ones have learned how to roll onto their fronts and begin to pick themselves up over a period of weeks. It’s like watching a baby with the mind of an antelope trying to explain nano-technology to a brick.
