Archive for April, 2008

On Sex During College During A Show About Seals
April 29, 2008

I had multiple sex partners in college but not all at one time, well maybe two of us at once – you know, me and a girl, and sometimes another girl drunk and passed out on a sofa oblivious to me trying to unhook her friend’s bra while being both drunk and stoned while some [...]

On My Forthcoming Birthday
April 25, 2008

It’s my birthday in August and I want a bike with handlebars and wheels and a bell that rings when I want it to, not when it feels like it like my last bike which would ring incessantly whenever I cycled over a high-voltage cable or pram.