Speaking as one who spent many years teaching these kinds of neo-luddite morons the “basic” basics about computers, I was constantly surprised they managed to make it home every evening without killing themselves in the process. My recurring line regarding them was usually “wouldn’t let them near a toaster”.
Although, I have to say, if you fancy having a job that makes you feel superior to people who earn 3-4 times your basic pay, then computer training is for you.
